the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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