Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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