No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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