I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Randomize
