I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Enjoy the penises
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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