Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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