is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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