You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
it's great music for shaving your balls
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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