Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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