at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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