The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
The power of my boobs compel you
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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