hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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