Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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