Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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