I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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