I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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