who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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