...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
His hands were made for my vagina.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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