I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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