that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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