I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
He has the fingertips of a God
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