You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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