ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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