never play flip cup with pint glasses
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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