can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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