Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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