how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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