People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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