I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Green mimosas i think yes
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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