Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
i want to swaddle you in tequila
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
