On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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