let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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