My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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