I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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