So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I can text with my tongue
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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