did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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