do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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