So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
We got so high we made milksteak
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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