I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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