Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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