if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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