Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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