in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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