We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
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