whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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