he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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