What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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