Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
and she was petting her beer can
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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