matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
i believe in u and ur pee
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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