kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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