I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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