just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Bring me that man meat
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
