oh god the rape fog is back!
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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