There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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