Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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