i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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