Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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