I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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