Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Boobs are out for the taking
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize