You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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